Hetalia Kid-Countrynapped Chapter 16

(Name) stared at the man opposite her, staring at his crown.

“You’re a king.” She stated staring at it, the person nodded.

“And you are... (Name)...” (Name) shrugged.

“What am I doing here?”

“I prefer talking in... our language, would you mind?” (Name) didn't say anything. “You know who you are... you knew all along- well from a while ago when you met the others. Am I right?” (Name) didn't say anything.

“We have a lot to talk about...” The King smiled at her.

"Soo" the King started, taking a sip from his weird looking drink. He saw her staring at his drink and smiled "do you want some? Do you know what it is? No? Here, taste it, its good" he said without waiting for a reply, he shoved another cup towards her and smiled again "taste" he repeated. 

(Name) took the cup slowly, staring at it suspiciously

"Oh its not poisonous sweetheart!" The King laughed cheerfully. (Name) stared at him. What a weird King. 

(Name) sighed, and took a quick sip from the cup. It was a mix of sour and sweet tangy and soft, almost like- like-

"It's mashed up caterpillar eggs , can you taste the fruity flavor it's from the-"

He jumped back before he had finished as (Name) spat the whole content (which had been in her mouth) out. 

"I was joking!" The King whined "look! My clothes" he stared miserably at his wet clothes. He sighed sitting down. "So..." he started again "how old are you? I expected someone a little older...just a little...well...maybe more than a little, but oh well, who cares right, anyway, do you like it here then? Do you feel Ok? I know what you're thinking, what kind of question is that, right? Well, fine, just trying to make conversation, wow its gotten warm hasn't it! Oops, I got the AC off, silly me! Hahahahaha, oh god, I crack myself up, oh by the way, do you like my hair? I knew you would! Everybody does, you look sleepy, do you want to sleep. No? fine, I'm fine with talking though you talk a lot don't you! Never let anyone else talk! Hohoho!"

(Name) stared at the weirdo opposite her. "Lets just look at the clouds for now shall we" she said bluntly. The King blinked at her and shrugged.

"Fine...I know how that game goes *ahem*" he said then paused for a bit, gluing his face to the window "Ooooh, look at that cloud! It looks like a- like a...what do you call it? A cloud!" 

"Woow...you clever thing, that cloud looks like a cloud? Never could have guessed..." (Name) said sarcastically. The King got her sarcasm and grumbled. 

"I don't like this game" he sighed. He opened his mouth when a soldier shuffled in and muttered something to him. The King nodded "Oh yeah...hmmm...ok then, no problemo" he said shooing him away. The soldier shuffled back out, staring at (Name) who scowled at him causing him to blush and look away. 

"Well...well have to cut out all the chit-chat and-"

"We?" (Name) interrupted "you mean...you?"

"...Well...*ahem*...business" The King grumbled to himself. "We need to talk business"

"Oh business? Yes, good, now that you mention it, when will we reach London airport" 

"London airport?" The King asked bluntly. He sighed, his expression changing into a serious one. "We're not going London (Name), if you go back to England, English guy will get you..." he paused, his voice becoming gentler "Don't you want to go back to your home (Name)?" 

(Name) stared at him for a while "Um...I do I guess..." she muttered "it depends what I have to do there". 

"Well talk about that later, but right now, your country need you, you understand that right?" 

"Yes..."

"And I've heard you've had problems with...believing that you're a...how should I put this...representative of a country"

"It's not the easiest thing to believe" (Name) muttered, for some reason she found it easier talking to this guy.

The King laughed "I agree it's not the easiest thing to take in" he mused taking a small sip of his drink. "I mean if some stupid blonde came and took me and said I was a country I would probably kill them with a branch..." The king looked thoughtful.

"Stupid blonde... I like that..." (Name) muttered.

"Well, thank you my dear- now back to business" The King said grinning at his reflection in the window. He coughed "I'm sure you know that we want you back into our country, I know you must have figured that out by now" (Name) opened her mouth to say something but the King went on "...yes I know we already are in (CountryName) but we're going to the central, to my home, and your new home, understood?" (Name) nodded slowly knowing that she wouldn't be able to say anything "Good" The King nodded as well "well be landing in a few hours-" He was interrupted by the same soldier shuffling back in and muttering something in his ear "Oh! Oh! Oh, Ok! The King said, he turned back to (Name) as the soldier shuffled back out "My mistake! We're landing in a few seconds! Hohoho!" 

(Name) stared in awe at the stupidity of the King. The plane began to drop smoothly, (Name) stared outside the window at the beautiful greenery around her. A Castle came into view and her eyes widened. Surely they weren't going to a castle? The King grinned at her response 

"I know I know, my country is gorgeous, it goes after its King! Hahaha!" he said in fluent English. (Name) had never heard anyone call a country gorgeous...she tore her eyes away from the castle and stared at her hands. This had all happened too quickly...but maybe...maybe this was good...maybe she'd finally fit in! 

"I'm sure you;re going to love it here" The King said gently "Yes it'll be hard, but right now all we can do is try" (Name) nodded, the plane's wheels hit surface and started slowing down. (Name) looked back outside. 

She was finally home. 

***

(Name) bounced lightly on her bed, staring at her new room. There was sunlight pouring inside the large circular room which had been stationed next door to the Kings. This part of the Castle seemed to be stuck in time, the bed was huge, sitting in the middle beside a balcony which overlooked the Castle gardens. The balcony was opened. These people trusted her and that made her feel much better. The floors were covered with soft cream carpets which (Name) could easily fall asleep in. Overall, the room was beautiful. 

(Name) had been left to settle in, not that she had much to do but gape at her new bedroom. She wold be called down for supper in a while, the King had excused himself to do some paperwork. Not that he had willingly gone, in fact someone had had to come in and literally drag him away.

***

The King glanced at the time.

"Call little (Name) down for supper then!" He ordered one of the guards. The guard nodded, in a few minutes returning with (Name). She stared at the table set out in front of. The most amazing food could be seen, smelt and she could hear her tummy pathetically growling for it. (Name) dragged herself onto one of the chairs. Love hearts dancing around in her eyes. The King smiled.

"The food is also heavenly- just like me!" He grinned at himself in one of the spoons, not seeming to realize how his face came out twisted. He glanced up as the two large doors opened. A soldier walked in, and approached the King.

"Sir there are some... people... wanting to see you." The King blinked then smiled.

"Ah... Just in time for lunch!" He exclaimed. "Call them in." The guard stared at him doubtfully, the King still smiled at him until the guard finally hurried away. (Name) tried to ignore the interruption, shoving as much food in her plate as she could- then grabbing another plate and adding more. The King glanced at her smiling. "Your... friends... are here to see you." He nodded, waving his hand over to the door with a single graceful motion. As if by magic the doors swung open. (Name) stopped trying to shove an entire grilled potato in her mouth and stared at the doors.

Feliciano stared at the table of food in front of him, he could see (Name) as well but right now the table of food seemed much more important. The rest of the countries followed, glancing around at the guard station around them. Hands on weapons ready to draw them out if they breathed out too quickly.

"Come sit! Peasants!" The King said cheerfully gesturing to the chairs 

"What does Peasant mean" Gilbert asked suspiciously. The King winced at the horrible pronunciation but quickly smiled again "It means...friends!" he said smiling. The group continued to stare at him suspiciously for  while before sitting down. (Name) shuffled her chair away turning back to her food. 

"There's surely no need for all this...security" Arthur said glancing around

"We're not here to fight" Ludwig said glaring at his brother who had started piling his plate with food "We just want to take (Name) back-" 

"Hahaha!" The King interrupted "you must be the joker of the group, am I right?" he commented causing Gilbert to choke on the food in his mouth

"You couldn't be closer!" He laughed, tears trickling down his eyes. Ludwig glared at him again, his face turning red as the people behind him broke into little fits of laughter. 

"It was not meant to be a joke" he grumbled muttering something in German under his breath. 

"I'm sorry, (Name) is here to stay" The King said, his face still smiling

"We're not leaving without (Name)" Ludwig snapped. The King raised his eyebrow, taking a small sip from his drink 

"Oh..really? What will you do?" He looked around "because the last time I checked, you were in my castle" he laughed again "I could say that if I wanted to I could never let you out..." he trailed off, the guards readied their weapons. The countries in the middle shuffled uncomfortably "...But I wont because nobody wants another world war I'm sure" 

There was another silence. 

"Now, gentlemen, is that all? If so, there is no need for you to...erm...stay here any longer!" The King said smiling "I hope you enjoyed your visit and please do come again, have a safe flight home!" he added cheerfully There was a silence from the other countries. 

"Look dude, we're not the villains in this story" Alfred said finally "But we need to teach (Name) how to handle the emotions of being a country! I'm sure you don't know what you have to do! Like you said, we're not here to make another war" The King listened to Alfred taking another sip from his drink. He tilted his head

"You must be the smart, serious guy of the group, am I right?" he commented causing Gilbert to choke on his food once again. There was a shocked silence as the countries took in what had just been said. 

"Was!?" Ludwig said, shocked "Alfred, the smart one and me the joker?" he spluttered. 

"The guy's funny, I like him!" Gilbert laughed 

The King sat straighter "how about we talk about this tomorrow, I would tell you to stay in the castle but it would be more of an advantage to me if I told you to go pay for a hotel" he explained "you know, economy and all that stuff" 

"What?" (Name) snapped "What are you talking about! You can't seriously trust them!" (Name) snapped. 

"I'll explain later (Name)" The King said not taking his eyes of the group of countries in front of him. 

"What do you m-"

"Later (Name)" The King interrupted. 

"What are you talking about?" Arthur asked 

"I'll see you tomorrow then" The King grinned, he glanced at his guards "lead them out" he instructed "Goodbye peasants", he yawned leaning back in his chair "bedtime (Name)!" he said. 

"Bedtime?" (Name) asked, shocked "I'm a 'country' and I still have a bed time?" 

"Toodles!" The King said, ignoring her comment. 

(Name) sighed, standing up slowly, she turned away, starting to walk out the hall. 

"Oh and (Name)?" The King said, (Name) halted at the door "Trust me" The King said firmly. (Name) nodded, suddenly very sleepy, and for once without the help of any dart gun or medicine. 

"Fine" she mumbled "Whatever" She walked out, already knowing the castle by heart.

This did feel like home.