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Laugh to yourself like a maniac
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Here are some random funny comments we found. Feeling sad? Alone? School tomorrow and you have a test which you are supposed to be revising for but you're not (*cough* me *cough*)
THEN YOU (my dear potato) are in the right place!
Laugh all alone in a room and smile at anyone who finds it creepy.... :> Get ready!
Never go at the first call of:
Dinner is ready...
It's a trap to set the table.
Bored of being
bored because
being bored is
BORING
"OMG, I'm So Ugly!"
yes, and that's why you have
199 photos in an album called
"Me"
Students are not cheaters
We just really enjoy having the same answers...
I hate it when I have to be nice
to someone, i really want to throw
a brick at...
Whoever woke me up is going to die.
The awkward moment when your sarcasm
is so advanced that people actually
think you're stupid.
I hate when people see me in the supermarket
and they are like:
'hey what are you doing?2
And I'm like
'Oh you know, just hunting elephants
I used to think you took my breath away,
but then I realized
I was just suffocated by your bull****
When people see you lying down
with your eyes closed they ask
'Are you sleeping?'
"NO I'M TRYING TO DIE
No Honey, you're not the
reason I breathe...
Ever heard about oxygen?
Friend points a gun at you
Your reaction: You stand there stupidly saying 'What..."
Friend points rubber band at you.
Your reaction: You run away screaming: :Holy Chocolate Biscuit!"
INTERNET
:'<
Please let me sleep...
I like sleep.
Me need sleep.
Be happy in front of people
who hate you. :>
It kills them.
Those random moods
When you just want to kill everyone
for no apparent reason...
My Graduation Speech
"I'd like to thank
Google, Wikipedia and
the inventor of
copy and paste"
I don't exactly hate you
But if you were on fire
And I hate water
I'd drink it
The awkward moment when someone
asks you to tell more about
yourself and you're like
OH LORD
WHO AM I?
WHO AM I?
Might do more if we feel like it! 
I doth be bored... yup... this is more or less how I spend my time...
Now I should revise...
Ok, I'm sure everyone knows we didn't make these...
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haha i love and realte to the majority of them. And i wonder whho you wanna throw a brick at....